

At one time, our Stormtroopers had a reputation for being precise enough to pinpoint a Jawa from two sand dunes away. The root cause of all losses has been apparent, and we can narrow it down to one thing: bad aiming (be it Stormtroopers, or TIE pilots).

I’m sure you’ve attended the Business Strategies 101 course at our SPOT (Security, Peace, Order, Terror) University and learned that having quality over quantity is paramount towards a calculated win in all battles. You have an almost infinite budget at your disposal to spend on wages and upskilling of personnel and technological innovation. Dear Honorable Darth Vader and the Management Team of the Galactic Empire,
